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Who is it for?
People whose partners and dependents assume they are money-making machines.
Parents whose children only visit them when they need money.
Provocative Suggestions
Never forget your responsibility to the people who depend on your handouts.
You will be judged by the quality of your family's clothes, cars and vacations; spend accordingly.
Inform all the freeloaders and leeches that you have a cash flow crisis and are in desperate need of a loan yourself. Always remember that even ATMs (automated teller machines) occasionally run out of money or go wrong and refuse to cough up. Why should you be expected to perform better than them?
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People whose partners and dependents assume they are money-making machines.
Parents whose children only visit them when they need money.
Never forget your responsibility to the people who depend on your handouts.
You will be judged by the quality of your family's clothes, cars and vacations; spend accordingly.
Inform all the freeloaders and leeches that you have a cash flow crisis and are in desperate need of a loan yourself. Always remember that even ATMs (automated teller machines) occasionally run out of money or go wrong and refuse to cough up. Why should you be expected to perform better than them?
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