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Learn how to shuffle backwards out of a room, rubbing your hands obsequiously as you bow to your superiors.

Out yourself as a masochist and admit your perverse delight in the way you are being oppressed.

Think what a mess the world would be if everyone were bossy and assertive.

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Learn how to shuffle backwards out of a room, rubbing your hands obsequiously as you bow to your superiors.

Out yourself as a masochist and admit your perverse delight in the way you are being oppressed.

Think what a mess the world would be if everyone were bossy and assertive.

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