Terms of Service

About Using This Website

By using or accessing this website you are accepting all the terms of this disclaimer notice. If you do not agree with anything in this notice you should not use or access this website. By using this website you agree to the exclusions and limitations of liability and accept them as reasonable.

Warranties and Liability

While every effort is made to ensure that the content of this website is accurate, the website is provided on an “as is” basis and Almost Happy Ltd. makes no representations or warranties in relation to the accuracy or completeness of the information found on it. While the content of this site is provided in good faith, we do not warrant that the information will be kept up to date, be true, accurate and not misleading, or that this site will always (or forever) be available for use.

We do not warrant that the servers that make this website available will be error, virus or bug free and you accept that it is your responsibility to make adequate provision for protection against such threats. We recommend scanning any files before downloading.

Nothing on this website should be taken to constitute professional advice or a formal recommendation and Almost Happy Ltd. hereby excludes all representations and warranties whatsoever (whether implied by law or otherwise) relating to the content and use of this site.

In no event will Almost Happy Ltd. be liable for any incidental, indirect, consequential, punitive or special damages of any kind, or any other damages whatsoever, including, without limitation, those resulting from loss of profit, loss of contracts, loss of reputation, goodwill, data, information, income, anticipated savings or business relationships, whether or not Almost Happy Ltd. has been advised of the possibility of such damage, arising out of or in connection with the use of this website or any linked websites.

Disclaimer Notice

Almost Happy Ltd is subject to English Law and Jurisdiction. Almost Happy Ltd. holds no liability – legal, moral, or sensible whatsoever, wherever and whenever for any comment, opinion and viewpoint given. The purpose of this site and all its content is to provoke parody, reaction and thoughts beyond immediate logic and reason.

Almost Happy Ltd. purposefully and knowingly uses Reverse Psychology as an approach to challenge thinking, pre-conceptions and core beliefs. This includes provocative suggestions, ‘advice’ and contradictory advice. Almost Happy Ltd. advises that you may also encounter some offensive, objectionable and even confusing content on the site. Nothing you read or see here, except this Notice and Disclaimer, are to be taken at face value. If you choose to act on anything you have seen or read, this is your choice alone. It is you alone who is accountable for how you react to any content.

The contents on this site are not a replacement for medical or professional guidance. Almost Happy Ltd., its directors, employees, licensees and affiliates are not responsible for what customers do after using the site. Any decisions you make after reading a blog post or engagement with all other material are your responsibility alone. Almost Happy Ltd. and its directors cannot be held liable for anything you choose to do in response to anything you have seen or read or for any adverse reactions or responses you may have to its content or its products. If you share the material or content, it is your responsibility. Any reliance you place on such material is therefore strictly at your own risk.

On social media, Almost Happy Ltd. welcomes responsible dialogue. We welcome diverse opinions and comments however the social media is moderated and not all comments will be tolerated and may be deleted. We are happy for you to share in the spirit of being caring and useful but would dissuade you from being gratuitously cruel or unkind.

Almost Happy Ltd. would like to thank all those who have agreed to post a photo or video testimonial to the site. Please note that not everyone is guaranteed the experience the reviewer describes! This is not to say our products, app, or site is inconsistent, rather, not everyone will feel the same way about it.

Law and Jurisdiction

This disclaimer notice shall be interpreted and governed by English law, and any disputes in relation to it are subject to the jurisdiction of the courts in England and Wales.

Variations

We reserve the right to revise and amend this disclaimer notice from time to time and any revised version will be deemed to be applicable from the first date of publication on this website.

Use of this Website

If any of the content of this disclaimer notice is found to be illegal, invalid or unenforceable under the applicable law, that will have no bearing on the enforceability of the rest of the disclaimer notice and the illegal, invalid or unenforceable part shall be amended to the minimum extent necessary to make it legal, valid and enforceable.

All material on this website, including text and images, is protected by copyright law and such copyright is owned by Almost Happy Ltd. unless credited otherwise. It may not be copied, reproduced, republished, downloaded, posted, distributed, broadcast or transmitted in any way without the copyright owner’s consent, except for your own personal, non-commercial use.

Prior written consent of the copyright owner must be obtained for any other use of material.

No part of this site may be distributed or copied for any commercial purpose or financial gain.

All intellectual property rights in relation to this website are reserved and owned by Almost Happy Ltd.

About Us

This website is owned by Almost Happy Ltd..

Almost Happy Ltd.. was incorporated in England and Wales on 22 May 2014. Company Number 9052219