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Modern people for whom life can be a distraction from electronic intercourse.
Most other humans.
Don't hang up. Your call is important to us.
Praise the heavens for an invention greater than the wheel!
When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to explain to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talking to yourself.
Surely it's time to upgrade?
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