Excuse me for breathing
Regular price
£2.00
Who is it for?
Soft speakers, low-talkers.
The insecure.
Snorers.
Provocative Suggestions
Low talkers: Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!
At least have mercy on the hard of hearing.
The insecure: The world has plenty of loudmouths but is desperately short of intelligent listeners like yourself.
Snorers: Assert your inalienable right to a fair share of oxygen, even when you are asleep.
Have your say?
Soft speakers, low-talkers.
The insecure.
Snorers.
Low talkers: Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!
At least have mercy on the hard of hearing.
The insecure: The world has plenty of loudmouths but is desperately short of intelligent listeners like yourself.
Snorers: Assert your inalienable right to a fair share of oxygen, even when you are asleep.