Excuse me for breathing
Excuse me for breathing

Excuse me for breathing

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Who is it for?

Soft speakers, low-talkers.

The insecure.

Snorers.

Provocative Suggestions

Low talkers: Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!

At least have mercy on the hard of hearing.

The insecure: The world has plenty of loudmouths but is desperately short of intelligent listeners like yourself.

Snorers: Assert your inalienable right to a fair share of oxygen, even when you are asleep.

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Soft speakers, low-talkers.

The insecure.

Snorers.

Low talkers: Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!

At least have mercy on the hard of hearing.

The insecure: The world has plenty of loudmouths but is desperately short of intelligent listeners like yourself.

Snorers: Assert your inalienable right to a fair share of oxygen, even when you are asleep.

Excuse me for breathing

Excuse me for breathing

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