I hate art

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People who believe that Science Rules!

Disillusioned artists and artisans.

Anyone free of the burden of aesthetics.

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Avoid all pretentious cultural events.(eg. art exhibitions, poetry readings, music recitals, book signings, art house movies, guided tours of ancient ruins, ballet, and especially opera.)

Destroy all those useless artefacts in your house.

Just because you don't like art doesn't mean it can't be a good investment (to be kept out of sight in a bank vault, of course).

Never look at sunsets or starlit skies.

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People who believe that Science Rules!

Disillusioned artists and artisans.

Anyone free of the burden of aesthetics.

Avoid all pretentious cultural events.(eg. art exhibitions, poetry readings, music recitals, book signings, art house movies, guided tours of ancient ruins, ballet, and especially opera.)

Destroy all those useless artefacts in your house.

Just because you don't like art doesn't mean it can't be a good investment (to be kept out of sight in a bank vault, of course).

Never look at sunsets or starlit skies.

I hate art

I hate art

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