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I'm better than this
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Who is it for?
Chronic underachievers.
People who only look like losers.
Anyone who is repeatedly and inexplicably misunderestimated.
Provocative Suggestions
Find a job with a uniform; it will make you feel important, impress your friends and intimidate strangers.
Be consoled by the fact that many people like you have held high office in life.
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Chronic underachievers.
People who only look like losers.
Anyone who is repeatedly and inexplicably misunderestimated.
Find a job with a uniform; it will make you feel important, impress your friends and intimidate strangers.
Be consoled by the fact that many people like you have held high office in life.
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