Probably Drunk
Probably Drunk

Probably Drunk

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Alcoholics. Also for: winos, boozers, barflies, alkies, piss artists, waste cases, plonkos, dredge-heads, shickers, soaks, rumpots, brewhounds, lushes, soaks and aristocrats of the bottle of all nations except, of course countries such as Saudi Arabia, where alcohol is prohibited, as it was in the USA, from 1920 to 1933.

Heavy drinkers in denial. 

Provocative Suggestions

Drink to make other people more interesting.

Cultivate friendships with teetotallers and ex-drinkers for the sole purpose of getting a ride home from parties and bars.

Celebrate the fact that your drug of choice - though as dangerous and addictive as any other - is cheap, socially acceptable and almost universally available.

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Alcoholics. Also for: winos, boozers, barflies, alkies, piss artists, waste cases, plonkos, dredge-heads, shickers, soaks, rumpots, brewhounds, lushes, soaks and aristocrats of the bottle of all nations except, of course countries such as Saudi Arabia, where alcohol is prohibited, as it was in the USA, from 1920 to 1933.

Heavy drinkers in denial. 

Drink to make other people more interesting.

Cultivate friendships with teetotallers and ex-drinkers for the sole purpose of getting a ride home from parties and bars.

Celebrate the fact that your drug of choice - though as dangerous and addictive as any other - is cheap, socially acceptable and almost universally available.

Probably Drunk

Probably Drunk

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