Fearless Smoker
Smokers dying to quit.
Anyone forced to lurk outside for a nicotine fix.
Enjoy tobacco without guilt. If you know you can't quit, why further damage your health with negative emotions?
Postpone quitting until you experience more serious symptoms such as chest pain and inability to breathe.
Encourage your lover to smoke so you can both have ashtray breath.
Avoid mixing with steely-faced, politically correct and morally-superior members of the second-hand smoke lobby, as well as all other non-smokers.
Smokers dying to quit.
Anyone forced to lurk outside for a nicotine fix.
Enjoy tobacco without guilt. If you know you can't quit, why further damage your health with negative emotions?
Postpone quitting until you experience more serious symptoms such as chest pain and inability to breathe.
Encourage your lover to smoke so you can both have ashtray breath.
Avoid mixing with steely-faced, politically correct and morally-superior members of the second-hand smoke lobby, as well as all other non-smokers.