Sports Junkie

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Who is it for?

Fans spiritually and financially devoted to their heroes.

Viewers who curse, cheer and boo at their TV screens and phones.

Worshippers at sports stadiums, the great cathedrals of contemporary religion.

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Relish the herd mentality by wearing your team's colours. So what if they are garish, synthetic and overpriced, it's really necessary for your team to get as much free advertising as possible, every day.

Curb your sports budget by limiting your expenditure to 46% of your income.

Don't feel guilty about being irritable when your team loses.

Keep your sports widow sweet by buying her/him a trinket every now and then.

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Fans spiritually and financially devoted to their heroes.

Viewers who curse, cheer and boo at their TV screens and phones.

Worshippers at sports stadiums, the great cathedrals of contemporary religion.

Relish the herd mentality by wearing your team's colours. So what if they are garish, synthetic and overpriced, it's really necessary for your team to get as much free advertising as possible, every day.

Curb your sports budget by limiting your expenditure to 46% of your income.

Don't feel guilty about being irritable when your team loses.

Keep your sports widow sweet by buying her/him a trinket every now and then.

Sports Junkie

Sports Junkie

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